Services. Priced like a snack, not a consultant.

AutopCV

CV review / autopsy

₹99

We open up your CV line by line and tell you what's killing it before a recruiter does.

• Written teardown of your CV
• What to cut, fix and move up
• ATS and readability check

Hurt My Feelings

CV roast

₹99 / public, redacted · ₹199 / private

The brutal version. We roast the CV, never you. Go public (redacted, only with your consent) for ₹99, or keep it private for ₹199.

• Public, redacted roast: ₹99
• Private roast: ₹199
• Fix list after the burn

Don't Sign Yet

Offer vs take-home

₹299

Before you sign, we break your offer into what actually hits your bank every month.

• CTC line-by-line breakdown
• Estimated monthly in-hand
• Questions to ask HR before signing

Counter

CTC negotiation

₹299

HR has a script. Now you have one too. We help you counter without burning the offer.

• Your negotiation ask, worded
• Replies for the usual HR pushbacks
• Email / call script

Search Bar

Naukri & LinkedIn SEO

₹299

Recruiters search. You don't show up. We fix your headline, keywords and profile so you do.

• Naukri profile tune-up
• LinkedIn headline and About
• Keyword list for your role

Fight Club

Campus placement prep + mock interview

₹499

For students heading into placement season. Prep, plus a mock interview run the way HR actually runs it.

• Mock HR interview
• Feedback you can act on
• Common traps in campus rounds

UpGrade

Promotion / better opportunities

₹499

Stuck at the same band? We map how to push for the promotion, or when it's time to move.

• Career position check
• Promotion case / switch plan
• Appraisal-season talking points

Antivenom

HR crisis management

₹499

PIP, forced resignation, withheld F&F, relieving-letter drama, bond threats. Not just PIP: any HR mess. We help you slow down, understand your options and respond calmly. We can't control outcomes, but you won't face it alone.

• A calm look at where you stand
• Your options and what to put in writing
• Email drafts to HR

UnGhosted

WhatsApp access to an HR

₹99 / day · ₹299 / week · ₹799 / month

Your HR never picks up. We do.

Direct WhatsApp access to an HR insider. We try to reply as soon as possible; the maximum turnaround is 4 hours.

• 1 day: ₹99
• 1 week: ₹299
• 1 month: ₹799
• Max 4-hour reply turnaround